Imagined Phone Call from an AHS Actor to His Mother:

Posted: October 12, 2015 in Entertainment, Humor, Musings, Sick, Television, TV
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Actor: MOM! I just got a role on American Horror Story!!

Mom: OMG, that’s great! What part do you play?

Actor: I play a heroin addict that gets cornholed to death by a mummy-like creature wearing a giant strap-on drill bit!

Silence…

Actor: Mom?

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