Stupid Weather

Posted: June 2, 2015 in Uncategorized

The weather people make too much money. For a week we were supposed to get storms. I need storms. I want my peppers to grow for cryin’ out loud.

Finally after 3 days of weathersex teasing, we get a shit ton of thunder.

No rain, just thunder. When we DID get rain it was a trickle.

It reminded me sex with my ex-husband.

Lots of buildup of how great it was going to be, then a 3 second drizzle.

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